War bween A Scholar and Drunkard

EPISODE ONE- IN THE OPEN SPACE 

TIME-11:00 am

Look me up to the bottom! My shoes made from Thailand, the suit I wore! Made from Italy, underwear I wore! Made from America, I tell you brothers, I swear while shocking the whole body if you steal my body, you stole the whole world. The head carries the degrees, my bachelor, my masters and my PhDs without any doubts, my thesis and my dissertations want to scatter my head and spit out! Memeee (me), memeee (me) I am a scholar of this country, a scholar whose all continent recognizes me, are you scared? Just google my name and see how the screen computer will tap my CV’s! then you will remain calm and not respond to provocation.

A drunkard: (whipping around the whole body) I’ve seen you! I’ve seen you! I’ve let you go and holding you back slowly, fool you! (the drunkard fell down puuuuu).

A scholar: What do you want? the poorest you, you have drunk poverty and fail to stand.

A drunkard: Why not continue to be poor, the educators who teach our children are the ones who given us poverty, Look in my pocket! I don’t have even the money for buying sugar.

A scholar: Who will make you poor? Today you are very lucky to be near me then you bark! I waste my time talking to the crow.

A drunkard: You! (In a loud voice) I have grown crops, I have raised all kinds of animals over twenty years to Pay for you a school fee but my child after graduation has become a thief while in our clan We have no that character!

A scholar: Hahahahaaaaa! (In a sense of contempt) Your child was stupid since the first day he came to School! So you have to blame others and not me!

A drunkard: Why you failed to turn away his ignorance?

A scholar: Go to the administrative office and look my attendance if I missed any lesson. Your child’s mental illnesses take it to the hospital and not to school and not blame me.

A drunkard: Even in the preaching work, they attend daily worship but the scenario of evil scary! You can enter the classroom and then vomit like this” Pwaaaaaah” then pupils stir your vomit and then You leave them after the end of the period, fool you!

The drunkard pulled his body left and went to the right as a little child learns to walk, He got off balance and bowed down and fell on his knees and started to cry bitterly.

” why do you teach our children the things that are not needed in our community, things that you swallowed up as food and dropping it to the toilet, things that even your teachers do not apply in daily life. First of all, you are lazy, thieves in our community, your job is to search online what written with others who love their children and even without making a comment if those contents are relevant to our children you just copy and paste it! (He continue crying bitterly) Wait for the community to wake up and discover your fraud, I swear by all my strength and heart you will eat grass.

A scholar:(In stress) A stupid fool you! look me up to the bottom, see how am smarter and compare with you black jokes, when you will discover what the school means, you ran away dew when studying then today you start bringing your tragic songs here?

A drunkard: A-a-a-a-a-aa-haa! Now I understand! If someone goes to school is for his own behalf and to Whom he loves and not for the whole community? Never, I won’t contribute money for the Construction of your own toilets, you excrete dung so you pay for the constructions when you  Follow me I will cut your heads!

A scholar: Fool you and you are stupid half and a quarter, go and make your stupid contributions in your village schools. I am a scholar in a university. In our college we use sitting toilets that is Western-style toilets, are you there?

A drunkard: hahahahaha! Whether is sitting toilets or sleeping toilets you are supposed to push it, so we are the same on it.

A scholar: why? Why I continue making a stupid conversation with a drunkard. Am I look stupid? Let me leave.

A drunkard: You have started to fear me right? Am the jungle master, talk me, my little baby!

A scholar: let me teach you a bloody fool, did you know Bertrand Russell, Friedrich Nietzsche, Socrates and Confucius, I think it will be trouble for you even to mention their name, all of them and other scholar brought world life relief with their good ideas, so I wonder why you disregard the Education!

A drunkard: Aaaaah! Who ignores education? Education gave me my lovely baby here (He shows up a bottle of alcohol) I am despising you whose main task is to write difficult test and to make the school life hard for the students. Instead of testing them which skills they got from you, you keep giving them a lot of blah and blah, you don’t have any skills that why you end up killing our children with your Kung Fu test. Look behind what you see?

A scholar: I see trees and people walking

A drunkard: Not that, I mean you see yourself within your students? Your believes, views and ability it happens to your students or you see Socrates and those you mentioned to your students? You are the master of according to, according to and according to! Why not sometimes you can say I believe that…. On my views…...in my research, I found that……!  

A scholar: I see so many students!

A drunkard: including my son a thief?

A scholar: No! No! No! look your neighbor’s son works in a presidential office. He is my student.

A drunkard: His father is a great leader of the ruling party that why he got a job there, so the only example of your ability and academic achievement is my son!

A scholar: so also your son is a robbery worker because his Father is a thief and a drunkard?

A drunkard: why my second son who studies in a school which has no sitting toilets, He is humble and doing well as a soldier?

A scholar: The army use more power than intelligence!

A scholar: So my son is so intelligent in stealing because of you a very intelligent Teacher?

Slap! A scholar hit a drunkard while saying that “I don’t need any conversation with you again, do you hear me? He slaps him again and again without the mess, a scholar started to walk away.

A drunkard: (while trying to stand up) you’re not a scholar, first, you dislike challenges second you use cosmetic in order to get Girls you teach and third your body has gone astray. Though you see me like am not reading into internets let me teach you, Lao Tzu said that if your depressed you are living in the past. If you're anxious you are living in the future. If you’re at the peace you are living in the present, so you're living in the pa-pa-past.

While the drunkard was speaking in a loud voice, the scholar continues to walk hard to unknown direction avoiding people to see him when a drunkard speaks louder with him.

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